Food jokes
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Kaas.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Curry must hurry.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
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What did the egg say to the tuna?
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.