Food jokes
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
so true lol
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Cheese.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.