Food jokes
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
A meth and fetta meme!
Applesauce.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
"Mitchnite burger."
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.