Food jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
A meth and fetta meme!
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!