Food jokes
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Do nut get in my way.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Eating the wheelchair.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
What age is served for breakfast?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.