Food jokes
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Memes
so true lol
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.