Food jokes
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Applesauce.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
"Mitchnite burger."