Food jokes
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.