Food jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Memes
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Applesauce.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.