Food jokes
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Cheese.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.