Food jokes
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
"Mitchnite burger."
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Cheese.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.