Food jokes
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Memes
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Cheese.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
"Mitchnite burger."
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!