Food jokes
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Cheese.