Food jokes
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.