Food jokes
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?