Food

Food jokes

Bagel

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bagel."

"Bagel who?"

"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"

Pizza

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Memes

Orange

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"

Mouse

What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?

Cheese Fries 🍟😋

Guy

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Fetus

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

Calorie

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Doctor

A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”

The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”

Microwave

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.