Food jokes
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
I breathe in African food.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Memes
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.