Food jokes
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Banana joke?
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Memes
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Curry must hurry.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
I breathe in African food.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.