Food jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Memes
Man is making his own volcanic eruption
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.