Food jokes
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
dinner time
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.