Food jokes
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."