Food jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Memes
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Banana joke?
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.