What did the egg say to the tuna?
Food Jokes
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
