Food jokes
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.