Clownfish jokes

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?

A: The clownfish.

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

I ate Nemo.

What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?

"This taste a little funny."

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.