Clownfish jokes

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?

A: The clownfish.

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

I ate Nemo.

What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?

"This taste a little funny."

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"