Food jokes
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙