Food jokes
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Memes
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!