Food

Food jokes

Tic Tac

    • I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

    It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

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    • Duck

    • What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?

    A Peking duck.

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    Rhino

    • Here's some of my weird jokes:

    What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

    Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

    Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

    Mess

    • Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

    Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

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    • Girl

    • If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

    Difference

    • What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

    One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

    Steak

    • A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.

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