Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Food Jokes
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
