Food jokes
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.