Food jokes
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
I like pepper.
I tried to eat a clock the other day.
It was very time consuming.
Memes
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Why did the lettuce win the race?