Food jokes
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!