Food jokes

What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

What's up with airline food?

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Cheffin'.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

What is the difference between me and food?

Food has a use.

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.