Food jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?
He ordered some cock-bang-ho.