Food jokes

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!

What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??

Milkshake.

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Me: I'll have a steak.

Waitress: How would you like it?

Me: Immediately!

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a fast Panera Bread?

Panera Sped.

What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?

Fish and chaps.

Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?

Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."

-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!