Food jokes
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Daikon legs.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
A burrito walked off a building.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!