Food jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Don't crack this joke up!
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Memes
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Wiener.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.