What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Food Jokes
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
