Food jokes
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.