Food jokes

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

Why do orphans hate cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.

They are delicious.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked!

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An im-pasta.