Food jokes

Do emos eat...

Happy meals?

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked!

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

"Orange you glad I made it?"

I like mangoes.

What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?

It's chocolate chimp.

Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?

Because they're family sized!

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business!