Food jokes
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
What age is served for breakfast?
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.