Food jokes
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What age is served for breakfast?
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.