Food jokes
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
materwelon
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.