The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Apples vs. Orphans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the word "picked." Apples get picked off trees, but orphans rarely get picked for adoption. It's sad because it's true, and you're probably too dumb to know how true it is.
Comments (1)
No home orphan
Lol