Food jokes
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Memes
bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Cereal.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.