Food jokes
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.