Food jokes
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.