Food jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.