Food jokes
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Memes
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!