Food jokes
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Banana!
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."