
Food jokes
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
I ate Nemo.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
You pecan do it!
Keep calm and curry on!
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
