Food jokes
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Memes
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.