Food jokes
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Memes
A meme
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?