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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

did you know that French fries aren’t from France? There cooked in Greece.

Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.

back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said “Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive”

If you don’t get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don’t get it, then you are dumb