Food jokes
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
You look like a burger.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Ice cold coffee? Cool beans!
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.