A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. You see, the cows are playin' cards, right? And they're playin' for steaks. But, get this, "steaks" sounds like "stakes," which means the risk is high. You probably don't know cows don't eat steaks, ya goof!