Food jokes
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"