Yo Mama's Bad Cooking

Yo mamas cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that when she skips a meal the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat that it took me two buses and a train for me to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so fat that if she buys a fur coat the whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it read my phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil.

Yo mama so fat that not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mama so big her belt size is equator.

Yo mama so tall that when she plays basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.

Yo mama so white that when you turn on the lights she disappears.

Yo mama so black she sweats soy sauce.

Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion .

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC the cashier asked her what size bucket she wanted and she said that she wanted the one on the roof.

Yo mama so fat that she can’t even fit through the bathroom door.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked into her new house the first thing she saw was the basement.

Yo mama so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

@~{マイロ}~

Rah

GOODNESS GRACIOUS

<33

good

i know

lets hope my sister goes downstairs

sound

Hehe

when i truely doubt you can

We will figure out

i only have an hour left

Bro you got me wanting more

Lolz

Ok

Now??

Oh

but after my internet goes out

Me

sigh

😭

On here orr

no lol

OH

Ok I’ll just say random stuff

Party or

Xbox chat

im texting you rn

on party chat

Rah

meow

FAHH

mm

those are all the picture i have

I-

no, its not

hehehe

>///<

good

what if it dsoent fit?

please.

i dont care

4 is to far away

please..

Ill text you monday?

maybe if no ones home next week ill show you

i have no more pictures

i can re send a picture

wich one?

ill text you monday <3

Have fun <3

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