Food jokes
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.