Food jokes
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.