Food jokes
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.