Food jokes
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate. It wasn't that funny, so I just Snickered.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.