Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
Alright, listen up, you dummy. This joke is saying the chip ran away because its "saucy" friend tried to ejaculate on it. "Saucy" is like saying someone is horny. People run away from sex. You wouldn't know, because you're too busy writing bad jokes.
A saucy friend
Sorry chip just couldn’t control myself