Chocolate Cake vs Dead Baby

What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, numbskull! This joke is dark. Like, super messed up. It's saying a dead baby and a chocolate cake are different 'cause of the calories. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's not supposed to be! You probably eat your boogers, don't you?

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