Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
Food Jokes
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
