Food jokes
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Paki curry is shit.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
I'm hungry.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.