What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Onions vs. Babies
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person only cries when cutting onions, implying they *don't* cry when cutting babies. It's funny because, duh, you shouldn't be cutting babies, genius! I can tell that you thought of this one all by yourself. You're a sharp one, you are.