What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Food Jokes
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow.
I woke up and my pillow was gone.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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