Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Food Jokes
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
Beans and toast.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
