Food jokes
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.