Food jokes
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Mustard
Peanut butter 🧈?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!