Food jokes
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."