Absent Father Eggs

Listen here, you egghead! You think you're so clever, huh? You just made a joke using your dad and some breakfast food, which implies that he's not around. I can't believe I have to explain this. Basically, you are saying your dad is 'not there' like your eggs, as in, he is absent. That is kind of sad, isn't it? You didn't have to share it with the world, but you did.