Food jokes
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂