Food jokes
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?