Food jokes
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Mustard
Peanut butter 🧈?
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!