Food jokes
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Mama milky?
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.