What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Listen, numbskull, you ever stop to think? An orphan is a kid without parents. And you know what happens to orphans? Nobody wants them! An apple, on the other hand, is delicious and gets picked right off the tree! This is a dark joke because it is sad.