Food jokes
Eat cockroaches.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
I make baby mush.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
You are a fat pig.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.