What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Food Jokes
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
That's caketasic!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
