What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Alright, listen up, you dense carrot. The joke is that orphans don't get "picked" (adopted), but apples do (picked from a tree). Get it? It plays on the double meaning of "picked," highlighting the orphan's situation in a dark, kinda sad way. You wouldn't get it, though, would you?