What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
I dare you to smile like a donut did you do it?
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I read the joke "what we breath is called oxygen,that is African food" to my African friend,but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in africa? Dry Vegeatable
