Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
do you want drugs buy kfc poor people
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
there’s no Asian kids in my class but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat ass brother
Yo mama so fat of she turned into food she could solve world hunger
Where do terrorists go for food? The allah snack bar
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
