What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
