If you are what you eat Why is Jeffrey Dahmer white
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
WRAP SANDWICHES
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
