I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Floor on the road?
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
a leaf and a emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first? the leaf. the emo kid was caught on a rope.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
So a lady came up to me today at the bank and she asked me to check her Balance so I pushed her over
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
