Floor jokes
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."