LBB- why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys Mummy
His mom- Maybe because your the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus- should’ve been better Little Bear
LLB -help Mummy he’s the Scratchy monster
Shrek- just kidding it’s not Krampus but indeeds Me and Black Donkey instead, and were going to poop on your floor
Duggie- hopefully Marvins doesn’t see us and by the way want some purplish koolaid
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.
I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The ...bastard.....used .....coins"
Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142 floor during 9/11? The 143 floor.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an apple store? Because they don`t have windows. 🤢 🤣
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
What do u call a fat indian sat on the floor? A meatball/malteser
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): Wow, I didn't see that coming
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didn’t laugh but the floor cracked up
how to fall down the stairs step 1 2 3 6 10 floor
I might slide up to your block with intelligence I'm a genius with a glock There's some relevance Took his chain, took his rocks Took his sediments There's no cap inside my speech No impediments Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared Why didn't he buss it back?
joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors
