Flight Jokes

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What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.

I got kicked out of flight school so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis)

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

why do orphan like boomerangs ?

they actually come back

Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you

I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11

How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers

What did the tower say to its twin? "hey, is that a plane?"

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon

The Emo kid was late to his flight so he needed to cut to the chase

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.

Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------