Flight jokes
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.