Flight

Flight jokes

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.

We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?