you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
You might think these jokes are plane.
Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
what did the bird say to the other bird
nothing because birds cant talk
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
