Flight jokes
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.