Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Letβs talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
I want to be a pilot.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I donβt know where it went.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
You might think these jokes are plane.
