Flight

Flight Jokes

Bee

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

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  • Missile

    Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.

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  • Airplane

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

    The first airplane.

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  • Muslim

    A Muslim enters a building...

    Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

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  • People

    Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

    A: They get their shit packed the night before.

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  • Jedi

    What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

    A Jedi Flight.