Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didnβt he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.