Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows
yo hairline looking like a flight tragectory path
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
I was on a flight to California
but my next in the Empire State Building.
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
