Flight jokes
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!