Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
yo hairline looking like a flight tragectory path
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
