Departure

Departure jokes

Ladder

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

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  • Boot

    Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

    A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

    Memes

    Professor

    An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

    Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

    When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

    With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

    “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

    Muslim

    A Muslim enters a building...

    Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

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  • Papa

    Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?

    Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...

    Shit

    What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

    "Want me to pack your shit?"

    Sea

    I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.

    Cloud

    Roast

    You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

    Hairline

    I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

    Leaf

    Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

    *****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****