Departure jokes
#GOODBYEGWEN
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
when the bitch tryna start shit
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
lol they left.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y’uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new “job”, so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!
Y’uree (😯): I don’t know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm... mhmmmmmm... ummmmm... hmmmmmm... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y’uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Y’uree (🙄😒): Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same
Halyei (😊): Hello Y’uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y’uree (😏): Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei (😘): Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod (😒): Are you Breya???
Halyei (😕): No... do I like that flying bastard???
Jarod (😣): Ugh... no... baby, you’re free to go!
Halyei (😔): Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! (😟) Sorry for being an idiot. (😔) I really miss her. (🤔) Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? (🙄) No, I’m not gay! ( ) WHY!!! (😌) Can you come to the please fuck me! It’s the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! (😨) Sorry!
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...