Flight

Flight jokes

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Teacher

  • There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

    A pentagon.

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    Pilot

  • Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

    Passengers: *Clap*

    Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

    Flight Attendant: And what is that?

    Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

    Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

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    Child

  • Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.

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  • God

  • I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

    Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

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    Cake

  • What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

    Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

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    Plane

  • Who crashed the plane?

    1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

    2. The little kid Joseph?

    3. The passed out pilot?

    Or Jamal?

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