Flight jokes
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.