"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Fitness Jokes
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
