73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Do you know wildee?
What's that?
Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
