Fitness jokes
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Memes
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
"Orla Doyle is fit."
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.