Fitness jokes
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do squats eat? Numbers.