How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.
Do you know wildee?
What's that?
Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
candice balls fit up your nose
jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs and she still wouldn't fit
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Orla doyle is fit
how do you fit 53 babies into a box. first get a blender...
What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?”
For centuries the catholic church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
Chancel culture!
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled. Kili: That’s a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
