Fitness jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Memes
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
"Orla Doyle is fit."