Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
i like big butts in the kent la la "hehehe" SUS
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word i prefer créme de la meow meow
Knock knock, whos there, Alex, Alex who, la licks your balls
squid game doll be like gugu la gu your mom my balls
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
3 people explored the jungles, one was was France, one from Britain, and the other from America. While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However we aren't that heartless so we'll let you choose your deaths." So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head and said "Viva la France" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested for poison and said "For the queen" and drank the poison. Lastly the American asked for a spoon, the tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
no sabes la chiste de pocoyo tan pocoyo
What did the Goodlife fitness say to LA fitness? "I guess it's just not "working out"
Le fishe de la toilette [Plays french music]
Jack and his kids went to the la’e and his mother wants him to go swimming you know what he says to back where you came from
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
OFFICIAL
Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked !!!
1. Neymar gave me a career 2. Lewandowski finished me 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche 5. I am a fraud (ft Pyllian Mpappe) 6.10m 7.I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo 9. Long live Bolivia 10. Wind man
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi. I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “ a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills. DAMN PESSI
