Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word i prefer créme de la meow meow
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
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What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
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Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
squid game doll be like gugu la gu your mom my balls
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi. I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “ a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills. DAMN PESSI
What did the Goodlife fitness say to LA fitness? "I guess it's just not "working out"
no sabes la chiste de pocoyo tan pocoyo
i like big butts in the kent la la "hehehe" SUS
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Le fishe de la toilette [Plays french music]
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
