Firearm

Firearm Jokes

Gun shop

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

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  • Duck

    Me and my friend were duck hunting.

    He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

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  • Gun

    My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

    School shooting

    My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.

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  • Woman

    A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.

    The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"

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  • Pistol

    What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?

    He found that he had a piece in his sole!

    Suicide

    I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

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  • Gun

    What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?

    - A VEGUN.

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  • Baby

    How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

    It depends how many bullets you have.

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