Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
shoot
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
Guns control.
