What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
