Firearm jokes
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.