Firearm jokes
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.