Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
The Cigarette Lighter Boat
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, you smooth-brain, let's break it down. You're the type of person who probably gets lost in a grocery store. The 'joke' here plays on the words 'cigarette lighter'. They didn't actually make the boat into a *device* that lights cigarettes. The idea is that 'cigarette lighter' is used to mean that the boat became 'lighter' by throwing away one of the cigarettes. It's a pun, which means it's using a word with multiple meanings to be funny. Did that make sense, or do I need to draw you a picture with crayons?
Comments (5)
anonymus
go fuck your self you bitch
T1M
Ha ha ha.
Anonymous
i dont get it
Don't Fuck With Me Bitch
This legitimately makes me uncomfortable (for those who don't get it, lighter as in the weight of the boat)
Gwen
Thanks for explaining. I don't think i ever would have gotten it if you didn't post that.